Need A Dentist?

Looking for a new dentist? Has yours lost the personal touch? Do you want someone young and pretty? Someone with great "bedside manner"?

Then here she is... She'll hug and kiss you with her slobbery little lips, she'll maybe even wipe her snotty nose on you... she uses the newest in dentistry chairs called "The Basket"...
She'll brush your teeth until they shine!

Her name? Dr. Lindsey D.M.D.